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The Abbotts discuss broken promises

Margaret returns home to the Abbott family home after a week away visiting relatives.  
News from the Sensible Centre™: A busy week for boofheads and bigots

Once again, our (native marsupial) rat in the Sensible Centre™ head office has leaked us their ...  
News from the Sensible Centre™: Malcolm's meat grinder massacre

Once again, Sensei Bill inside the Sensible Centre™ has given us exclusive access to a draft of ...  
Terror bomb plot: Quick Australia, get under the doona covers!

Jim Pembroke ponders Malcolm Turnbull's impressive fear-mongering that has accompanied the latest ...  
The Trump Show: Season Two preview

If the first episode of Season Two is any indicator, it could, like ‘The Godfather’, surpass ...  
At home with the ever plebisciteful Tony Abbott

The Abbotts are at home on one of Tony’s rare nights off, discussing going to see a film.  
EXCLUSIVE: News from the Sensible Centre™

Sensei Bill, our spy inside the Sensible Centre™, has sent us a draft newsletter that is due to ...  
Peter Dutton thinks World Domination (insert maniacal laugh)

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton is acquiring widespread, unchecked powers. Jim Pembroke consi ...  
Truffles, Canavan, Kelly and McSween shine in Australia's galah week of stupid

In a week full of innovative not-racism and under a bright (coal-powered) full moon, Doc Martin ...  
Can you pass the Straya citizenship test?

Minister for Immigration and Border Security Peter Dutton has unwittingly released to IA a copy of ...  
Donald Trump and the American Presidents

American scientists recently made a significant breakthrough enabling them to gather together all ...  
Two weeks with Donald Trump: At home and on tour

Jim McArdle looks back at a fun-filled two weeks with the Trump Family Travelling Clown Troupe.  
Scott Morrison (plus Van and Jim) on community radio

ScoMo's mission to sell his budget took him to many a place previously unknown, including commu ...  
Chill out: It's just James Ashby's 'innovative' One Nation merchandising

Jim Pembroke takes an amusing look at James Ashby's brainstorming ideas for 'innovative' One ...  
At home with ScoMo and Jen

Roving reporter Rocky Dabscheck takes an intimate look at domestic bliss with Federal Treasurer ...  
Pauline’s absolutely definitely non-Halal bed and breakfast

Rocky Dabscheck stumbles across Pauline Hanson’s bed and breakfast in his search for a Queens ...  
AFLWL W Awards

Rocky Dabscheck discovered a taped conversation between two leading football boffins attending the ...