CARTOONS: HMAS Hotel Quarantine in distress

'Mayday! HQ sinking. Captain insists we're 99.9 per cent above water.'  
CARTOONS: Mark David is a 'jack' of all trades

A pity he 'scott' no talent for running a country.  
CARTOONS: Mark David casts a big shadow

He promised Australia the moon... and we've been 'mooned' all right!  
CARTOONS: Mark David promises to shout the next round

Now? November? Try Never-uary!  
CARTOONS: Mark David announces he's Mark David

Women and children of the nation hold their applause.  
CARTOONS: Mark David is never, ever to blame

Responsibility? How good is outsourcing?!!  
CARTOONS: Mark David is laying it on thick

The hands, the promises, the excuses...  
CARTOONS: The low-down on Mark David's expenditure

He's flying high!  
CARTOONS: Mark David's reshuffle is fuelling speculation

Meanwhile, his rollout is running on empty...  
CARTOONS: The Libs need a new bucket

Theirs is leaking scandals and overflowing with lame excuses.  
CARTOONS: How good are women?

Maybe the man with the top job shouldn't answer that...  
CARTOONS: Jabs? Justice? Jobless statistics?

Mark David can make anything look good!  
CARTOONS: Mark David is in the know

... but mostly he's in the photo booth.  
CARTOONS: Mark David is standing by

Because that's what 'frenemies' do.  
CARTOONS: Mark David loves a photo op

He doesn't mind a microphone, either.  
CARTOONS: Mark David stands out from the herd

... because he's immune to Scotty's marketing.  
CARTOONS: Nobody plays with the truth like Mark David

... except for some presidents. And the odd politician.  

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