Steve Atyre

Recently made redundant from his job as a municipal works inspector for being a "pain in the arse", Steve divides his time between pretending to be hard of hearing while talking to himself loudly in the IT section of the local public library and seeking out opportunities as an intern to village idiots in regional Victorian shires.

Keen on politics, he once sought pre-selection for the National Party in a seat they've never contested and was told to "piss off" by the State Secretary.

Steve's hobbies include playing the spoons, collecting clothes pegs and writing letters to the editor, which never get published.