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Letter to Don Billson

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Ciao Don Billson,

Its a me. Vito Corleone. Long a time no seen you my number one trustful man.

A friend of ours Ten Ton Vanda she a tella me to written to you. Michael my oldest of all sons he need rush exit New York for long a time on the lam. Police rat a bastards is lying that Michael shot capo.

Michael he wants a to make a home in Australia and its a ok by me how much a you want for money scam maker Liberal Famiglia. I donare like all the time before.

Michael need also a job employment working a experiment like a Ten Ton fix for Don Barzini's son Genco in Italia. 

Michael want working for good government job with President Abbott. Michael he want rort the entitlements thing of yours that Ten Ton tell a me about for Oz politicos. Photo picture of Michael for visa it is here. Michael his a new name is Francesco Madaferi. 

Grazie always Don Billson you very honourable man you.

Vito Corleone

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