Fair and balanced — just like Murdoch’s Fox “News” channel.
Andrew Bolt’s first line up on Sunday will be a corker.
Tony Abbott — Liberal leader.
Michael Kroger — Liberal powerbroker.
Mark Latham — Liberal stooge.
At last with Bolt you know where you are — the script will have been written, the lines rehearsed, the frowns and grimaces worked on.
Climate change — tick.
Carbon tax — tick.
Nuclear waste dump — tick
Barnaby Joyce magnificent deputy prime minister — tick
Quentin Bryce out John and Janette Howard in — tick
Cruel laws to prevent “illegal” migrants arriving — tick
Islam is the problem — tick
And that’s just for starters.
Totally fair.
Totally balanced.
Totally disgusting.
