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David Farley and the laughing cows - part 2

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The wit and wisdown of David Farley, head of the AACo (Australian Agricultural Company), was on show at a function in Adelaide last week, when he explained plans for a new abattoir near Darwin thus:
"This plant is designed to process old cows… So the old cows that become non-productive, instead of making a decision to either let her die in the paddock or put her in the truck… this give us a chance to take non-productive animals off and put them through the processing system.

'So it’s designed for non-productive cows – Julia Gillard’s got to watch out.'

This was covered in Part 1 of Gee's: David Farley and the laughing cows:


Herewith, we are delighted to present, the subsequent adventures of

David Farley and the laughing cows (Part 2)








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