Semisi Kailahi

Semisi Kailahi is a past solicitor and current student.

According to the Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Semisi will be a future toddler by 2018, so the preference for nappies is understandable.

Semisi is threatened by LGBTI and all abbreviations because

"...they promote laziness and rap music." 

Semisi famously said: 

"I am a woman of great conviction and a man of gender confusion."