Semisi Kailahi is a past solicitor and current student.
According to the Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Semisi will be a future toddler by 2018, so the preference for nappies is understandable.
Semisi is threatened by LGBTI and all abbreviations because
"...they promote laziness and rap music."
Semisi famously said:
"I am a woman of great conviction and a man of gender confusion."