Scott Morrison, the Magician. (Image courtesy of http://www.theshovel.com.au/)

Scott Morrison, the magician, illusionist extraordinaire, has made all Australia’s failing job and economic growth problems vanish in a puff of smoke and mirrors (with apologies to John Passant for stealing his phrase). John Haly reports.

TREASURER MORRISON has created a grand facade of jobs springing miraculously from the presumption of Australia’s economically fertile soil.

Drought resistant and immune to the emerging heat of anthropomorphic climate change (which was provided with no new solution in the 2016 Budget), our economy is expected to blossom with “Jobs and Growth”. Prosperity is forthcoming to the families of Australia, except for those who are too lazy to earn over $80K a year

To cheers of “Hear! Hear!” amongst his colleagues, Morrison and Turnbull supercharged the great Australian dream of owning your own home.  It is now, apparently, attainable by one years olds and children of financially well endowed parents throughout the land.

Not earning enough, then fret not! Our unregulated “scandal-free” banks will inflate your income on their paperwork. Hence your appearance as a newly minted millionaire will allow you access to funds you never dreamed you could have, much less pay back. 

Foreign investors looking at the bank’s books will loan us cheap money because they are too addled by the theatrics of our slight of hand. So hoodwinked that they fail to recognise a proliferation of highly leveraged loans.

They barely recognise that countries where much smaller housing price to personal income ratios than Australia’s, have been characterised by collapsing economies. (Australian repayment rates in Sydney are 12.2 times the median salary)

These lessons from history are nothing but smoky memories. Their amnesia over housing crises that have collapsed economies previously makes these investors inept at recognising our negatively geared ponzi scheme. Certainly no one pays attention to the fact that Australian mortgage debt is equivalent in value to 123% of Australian GDP

Yet in the next term under the Liberals, we will all have jobs producing wealth enough for us to continue to support this mountain of debt? Wow! Welcome to Australia, a land of magic, miracles and illusion.

The 2016 Budget was a menagerie of shameless self promoting political aggrandizement and backslapping. All designed to create an illusion they have a magically restorative budget that will provide jobs for us all. But as any pundit watching a magic show wants to know, “how do they do that?”  So let the revelation begin.

The unemployed begins the illusion. That much maligned 10.4% of the workforce (April Roy Morgan stats) that the ABS desperately tries to sell you as 5.7%, so you really don’t understand how significant the issue is. If a Newstart recipient works for so much as an hour (paid or unpaid) in four weeks they are no longer registered as unemployed by the ABS. They should still retain dole payments because they have earned little to nothing.

Unemployed people who cannot declare they are ready to work because of other commitments or because they are in such a state of dysfunction that they cannot respond, are also eliminated. Hence single parents with commitments to children or disabled persons moved across to Newstart, simply don’t count and are not counted.

The ABS’s methodology hides the real size of the “rabbit” the Government is trying to keep under their hat.

But as Michaelia Cash would intimate, all you had to do is follow the golden Liberal “PaTH”! The program’s unemployment solution is to offer “internships” that pay businesses $1000 to take on unemployed people to perform 25 hours of tasks a week. The government funds interns at below minimum wage rates.

To redress that, the government cut the “Newstart” base support rate in the 2016 budget. Despite the Business Council of Australia arguing

'the Newstart Allowance is so low it may be bad for the economy as it prevents people finding work and risks entrenching poverty.'

Contrary to some hysteria of $4/hr that social media is alarmed about, that is the $100 incremental rate change. Given the current single person’s dole rate of $263.30 a week after adding $100, the aggregate rate represents around $14.53/hr. That valuation is nothing to boast about. It is still well below the poverty line. It is certainly less than legislated minimum wage that was of concern to the Business Council.

Why would businesses not take advantage of “PaTH” interns as free labour and simply churn through them? Michaelia Cash’s claim to be able to block businesses from doing that, outlines no viable strategy to accomplish this. Why do I suggest businesses could exploit interns? Because businesses already have.

The Monthly’s Richard Cook points out:  

'An Interns Australia report in 2015 found 86.4% of interns surveyed were not paid or were paid below minimum wage, and 78.92% reported that their internship did not lead to paid work with the same company. This unpaid precariat accept it as part of the price (or lack of price) for this brave new world of workplace flexibility and personal entrepreneurship.'

So “internship” solves everybody’s problem! The true believers on the right wing of the Business Council of Australia are granted free labour for 12 weeks. All participating businesses get $1000 for each unemployed person. Unemployment stats plummet because they have “worked” for more than one hour. Workers compensation is not required as technically, interns are branded as volunteers. The government has solved everyone’s issues in one single policy. Well except for the unemployed who crave a real job.

Magic performed! The unemployed vanish beneath the ABS cloak of invisibility. Businesses’ unskilled, manual labor workload disappears as the unpaid fairies at the bottom of the garden do all the work. Businesses are booming as costs are down and CEOs can award themselves higher wages. Prosperity for all.

The last vanishing act will be the business profits as they are stashed overseas in Panama or the Virgin Islands. And that, dear reader, is how “Jobs and Growth” is achieved.

You can follow John Haly on Twitter @halyucinations or on his blog at auswakeup.info.

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